The Trump Bible

Trump is selling Bibles for $59. They are special Trump-authorized Bibles. I saw a clip of Trump. The Bible is his favorite book. An interviewer asked him to quote a passage or two he especially likes. He didn’t want to do that. It’s a personal thing, he said.

I read that some people are buying his Bible to annoy people who don’t like Trump. Others may think it’s a good long-term investment. Don’t be surprised if the binding comes loose or the spine cracks. That shouldn’t hurt its resale value. It shows that it’s an authentic Trump product.